Battle Royale conker rules

The rules of conkers (Peckham-style)

Peckham Conker Club play according to Battle Royale Rules.  Battle Royale is an anything goes approach to conkers.  Special moves, nut pimping & stampsies are all allowed.  There are however x5 core conker rules we do recommend players follow:

1. Players face their opponents, 1 meter apart - with their conker out-stretched in front of them

2. Each player takes x3 strikes at the opponent’s conker & alternate

3. The game continues until the winner smashes the other’s nut

4. The victor does does a victory dance - humiliation is essential

5. Repeat - until bored / your arm gets sore

Special moves

Spice up a conker battle with a few special moves.  Creativity’s important, but accuracy of the final strike more so.

Super Chopper

The Super Chopper’s a rabid helicopter-style conker move.  All limbs flailing x3 - in a controlled way - whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, BANG!  Ali-style butterfly foot dance = optional.

Gravity Strike

For maximum power, get gravity on your side.  Leap as high as you can and come down on your opponent’s conker like they’d just made a pass at your mum / dad.

Side-winder

An athletic single or double side flip, followed by a 45 degree gravity strike.  Best executed by the more agile of us - unless you want to end up in King’s.

TOOL up

You’re never gonna win a conker Battle if you don’t have the right kit - tool up, and get your Battle Pack with everything you need to win a Battle ;-)